American Jokes...

[tusuksate]

The jokes are funny, but i ever read the second one...

 

[khoe]

the jokes which i like is joke in spongebob squarepants....

but that jokes are funny too!!

 

[QQmonica]

smart elephant!! hahahhahaha

nice jokes!

@ dark angel: i luv that short conversations! especially about the ring! LOL
what a stupid boy

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[aSAPlover]

sorry if it is re post...

ONLY IN AMERICA JOKE
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures."

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

[r3ck0rd]

sorry if it is re post...

some of them occur here too

 

[azmoeth]

coming next /gg

Great jokes..can I quote this in my web??

 

[pinnacullata]

nice jokes /no1

 

[judi]

Kalian yang merasa ingin cari suasana baru

req dilayani dengan cepat, isinya mantep2, share download nya lengkap, member friendly dll
silahkan gabung ke w w w . i n d o b o a r d s . u s dijamin kalian pasti puas deh gabung

forum sampah gak bermutu

 

[azmoeth]

Gym or Jim??

Bank teller

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great2...sometimes women can be a bit** because they can't comprehend men words.

I got one:

Husband : "why didn't you go to the gym yesterday?
Wife : "because jim's wife has got back from her trip

 

[MasterOfAlchemy]

American joke is very funny. It wanna be people laugh until they are satisfied

 

[Ryu1210]

Husband : "why didn't you go to the gym yesterday?
Wife : "because jim's wife has got back from her trip

She thinks he said Jim not Gym

 

[dodi rizal]

I am new here. I don't know how to use this site at all. so who wants to help me..
Pleasssseee....

 

[dodi rizal]

nice jokes /no1

wow... I get dizzy using this site...
can you help me or teach me?

 

[dodi rizal]

wkwkwkwkwk.... poor girl

 

[zephyrthru]

nice jokes
i love it

 

[mun]

i didnt know there was an english thread cool~

 

[Kenjifujima]

Some of them give me a good laugh...^^ Tera Money

 

[evan reinaldo]

loll thiss is a funny jokee

 

[mylove]

nice jokes ....hahaha

 

[rhyando]

actually Indonesian jokes are better.. no offense.