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- No. Urut
- 5603
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- 26 Agt 2006
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
a siren".
This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was also set up for swimming a sandy beach, a shallow end for the kids and a deep end for the adults. In short a very pleasant place to spend a quite day.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators!"
One day at lunch, Johnny asked one of the girls at school: "If you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?"
"No," she replied, "I'd be too embarresed."
"I see," Johnny replied. "Wanna go camping?"
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
a siren".
This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was also set up for swimming a sandy beach, a shallow end for the kids and a deep end for the adults. In short a very pleasant place to spend a quite day.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators!"
One day at lunch, Johnny asked one of the girls at school: "If you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?"
"No," she replied, "I'd be too embarresed."
"I see," Johnny replied. "Wanna go camping?"
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