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Ada 3 wanita yang telah meninggal dan saat ini mereka sedang
berada di pintu gerbang surga untuk diinterview oleh Malaikat
Penjaga Pintu Surga dan asistennya. Interviewnya sbb.
Malaikat: Bagaimana kehidupan kamu wanita A? Wanita A:
Oh... saya wanita paling baik dan soleh, sampai saya
meninggal saya masih menjaga keperawanan saya...
Malaikat: OK.. Asisten. Berikan Kunci Surga Emas.
Asisten: Baik.
Malaikat: Bagaimana dengan kamu wanita B? Wanita B: Kalau saya normal
saja tuh.. saya menjalankan agama, kawin, dan sekali.. sekali...
selingkuh kali ya... tapi waktu meninggal sudah tobat.
Malaikat: Asisten.. Berikan Kunci Surga Perak...
Asisten: Baik.
Malaikat: Kamu gimana wanita C?
Wanita C: (sambil senyum genit).. saya.. anak gaul, malaikat, hidup saya
bebas... agak-agak seks bebas... habis kata orang body saya yahud sih..
Jadi.. ya sudah enak sih..
Malaikat: Asisten... Berikan Kunci... Kamar Saya...
----- English Message -----
Three young women die and are brought to the gates
of heaven. Upon entering the gates, they were
halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter says to the girls, "Before entering heaven,
you must each answer a simple question."
"Which is...?" they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first young woman.
"Oh yes!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married
and was still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good." said St. Peter. "Angel, give this
young woman the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second young woman.
"Oh, quite good!" she said. "I was a virgin before
I got married but was not after I got married."
"Very good." said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl, the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third young woman.
"Oh no, not at all!" she said. "I practically had sex with every
guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime!"
"Very good!" said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl my room key."
berada di pintu gerbang surga untuk diinterview oleh Malaikat
Penjaga Pintu Surga dan asistennya. Interviewnya sbb.
Malaikat: Bagaimana kehidupan kamu wanita A? Wanita A:
Oh... saya wanita paling baik dan soleh, sampai saya
meninggal saya masih menjaga keperawanan saya...
Malaikat: OK.. Asisten. Berikan Kunci Surga Emas.
Asisten: Baik.
Malaikat: Bagaimana dengan kamu wanita B? Wanita B: Kalau saya normal
saja tuh.. saya menjalankan agama, kawin, dan sekali.. sekali...
selingkuh kali ya... tapi waktu meninggal sudah tobat.
Malaikat: Asisten.. Berikan Kunci Surga Perak...
Asisten: Baik.
Malaikat: Kamu gimana wanita C?
Wanita C: (sambil senyum genit).. saya.. anak gaul, malaikat, hidup saya
bebas... agak-agak seks bebas... habis kata orang body saya yahud sih..
Jadi.. ya sudah enak sih..
Malaikat: Asisten... Berikan Kunci... Kamar Saya...
----- English Message -----
Three young women die and are brought to the gates
of heaven. Upon entering the gates, they were
halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter says to the girls, "Before entering heaven,
you must each answer a simple question."
"Which is...?" they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first young woman.
"Oh yes!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married
and was still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good." said St. Peter. "Angel, give this
young woman the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second young woman.
"Oh, quite good!" she said. "I was a virgin before
I got married but was not after I got married."
"Very good." said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl, the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third young woman.
"Oh no, not at all!" she said. "I practically had sex with every
guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime!"
"Very good!" said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl my room key."
