Cat Quotes

[Constantine]

Huff.. ternyata banyak juga yakz... quotes tentang kucing.... maw gw terjemahin tapi lom sempat... nah ini versi English nya dulu.. mudah kok terjemahannya....x ntar yang g mudeng tanya ke gw... XD

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ~ Mark Twain


A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. ~ Mark Twain


Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat ~ Mark Twain


I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course. ~ Mark Twain


If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat ~ Mark Twain


If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again. ~ Mark Twain


No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln


I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine


Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. ~ John Dobbin


God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. ~ Pablo Picasso


Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you are hungry, eat. When you are tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vets, pee on your owner. ~ Gary Smith


A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. ~ George Mikes


You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~ George Mikes


Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~


A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~ Sarah Thompson

Dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly


I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill


If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. ~ A. N. Whitehead


Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. ~ Barbara Holland


A meow massages the heart. ~ Stuart McMillan


Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman


There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. ~ Wesley Bates


Cat's hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker


If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ~ Will Cuppy


Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~ Hank Ketchum


How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. ~ Robert A. Heinlein


Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. ~ W. L. George


Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier


Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. ~ Eleanor Clark

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~ Stephen Baker


A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. ~ Ernest Hemingway


If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain


The smallest feline is a masterpiece. ~ Leonardo da Vinci


You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. ~ Sir Harry Swanson


There are no ordinary cats. ~ Colettes


In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. ~ Warren Eckstein


There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~ Tay Hohoff


The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. ~ Jules Reynard


Cat's function is to sit and be admired. ~ Georgina Strickland Gates


I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~ Jules Verne


There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury


Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! ~ Theophile Gautier


By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer. ~ Colettes


If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. ~ Theophile Gautier

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. ~ Sir Walter Scott


As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. ~ Cleveland Amory


The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~ Carl Van Vechten


Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~ John Weitz


People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~ Faith Resnick


There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. ~


Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. ~ Dave Platt


Cats are glorious creatures ~ who must on no accounts be underestimated... Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries. ~ Lesley Anne Ivory (from Glorious Cats, The Paintings of Lesley Anne Ivory)


I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it. She looks up and gives me her full gaze. Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it. ~ "Miao" by Dilys Laing


A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human. ~


Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Joseph Wood Crutch


You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. ~ Jane Pauley


There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it...The cat covers it up if he can... ~ Paul Gallico


The cat has too much spirit to have no heart ~ Ernest Menaul


If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. ~ Drew Barrymore

We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye...yup, they're hiding something! ~ Dog Fancy


Civilization is defined by the pesence of cats. ~


As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley


The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls. ~ Eric Gurney


I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? ~ Wendy Liebman


Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat. ~ Byron Nelson


Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~ Michael Nelson


It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. ~ Eleanor Farjeon


You may own a cat, but cannot govern one. ~ Kate Sanborn


Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor. ~ Walter Chandoha


A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't really need to know that everybody loves him. ~ William Kunstler


An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten


The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...its also the reason they hate birds. ~ KC Buffington


If God created man in his own image, you've got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat? ~


Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him. ~ Lynn Hollyn

Way down deep we are all motivated by the same urges, cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis


Time spent with cats is never wasted. ~ May Sarton


The furry little buggers [cats] are just deep, deep wells you throw your emotions into. ~ Bruce Schimmel


Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown


Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration--and get between you and it. ~ Arthur Bridges


A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. ~ Henry David Thoreau


If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. Independent as they are, cats find more than pleasure in our company. ~ Lloyd Alexander


Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. ~ Paul Gray


To err is human, to purr is feline. ~ Robert Byrne


Cat said, I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave. ~ Rudyard Kipling, from the "Just-So Stories"


If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him. ~


If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~ Nan Porter


Every life should have nine cats. ~


Dogs eat. Cats dine. ~ Ann Taylor


...You are my cat and I am your human. ~ Hilaire Belloc

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine


A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. ~ Bill Adler


Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat? ~ Robert Stearns


A cat can purr its way out of anything. ~ Donna McCrohan


My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her ~ Colettes


It is in their eyes that their magic resides. ~ Arthur Symons


A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~ Hazel Nicholson


A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person. ~ Mugsy Peabody


Some cats is blind, And stone-deaf some, But ain't no cat Wuz ever dumb. ~ Anthony Euwer


The cat has been described as the most perfect animal, the acme of muscular perfection and the supreme example in the animal kingdom of the coordination of mind and muscle. ~ Roseanne Ambrose Brown


Poets generally love cats--because poets have no delusions about their own superiority. ~ Marion Garretty


I think one reason we admire cats, those of us who do, is their proficience in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing--or pretend to do. Rarely do you see a cat discomfited. They have no conscience, and they never regret. Maybe we secretly envy them. ~ Barbara Webster, from "Creatures and Contentments"


If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh. ~ Patricia Hitchcock


French novelist Colette was a firm cat-lover. When she was in the U.S. she saw a cat sitting in the street. She went over to talk to it and the two of them mewed at each other for a friendly minute. Colette turned to her companion and exclaimed, "Enfin! Quelqu'un qui parle francais." (At last! Someone who speaks French!) ~


To some blind souls all cats are much alike. To a cat lover every cat from the beginning of time has been utterly and amazingly unique. ~ Jenny de Vries

There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience. ~ Allen and Ivy Dodd


Cats like doors left open--in case they change their minds. ~ Rosemary Nisbet


A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again. ~ Pam Brown


The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you. ~ Pam Brown


A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. ~ Jenny de Vries


All cats like being the focus of attention. ~ Peter Gray


People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. ~ Charlotte Gray


When addressed, a gentleman cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard. ~ Mary Sarton


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein


A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~ Joseph Epstein


Cats are living adornments. ~ Edwin Lent


What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens


People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~ Deborah A. Edwards, D.V.M.


You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats ~ Colonial proverb


In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats ~ English proverb

Beware of people who dislike cats ~ Irish proverb


After dark all cats are leopards ~ Native American Proverb


Happy owner, happy cat. Indifferent owner, reclusive cat ~ Chinese Proverb


A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays ~ English Proverb


Happy is the home with at least one cat ~ Italian Proverb


The cat was created when the lain sneezed ~ Arabian Proverb


Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction brought it back ~ English Proverb


I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail ~ Chinese Proverb


Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed...the Great Cat ~ Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes


The cat is nature's Beauty ~ French Proverb


Don't trust the weak appearance of the wolf or the disappearance of the cat: they'll both make a come-back ~ Anonimous


The cat loves fish, but hates wet feet ~ Medieval Proverb


The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. ~ French Proverb


Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain. ~ Dutch Proverb


Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ~ Dan Greenburg

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~ Joan Asper McIntosh


For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is alcking in the spirit. ~ Christopher Smart


When the cat's away, the mice will play ~ Folk Saying


Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. ~ Lillian Jackson Braun


There is nothing in the animal world, to my mind, more delightful than grown cats at play. They are so swift and light and graceful, so subtle and designing, and yet so richly comical. ~ Monica Edwards


Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves. ~ A. S. J. Tessimond


The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal. ~ Sir Compton MacKenzie


Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~ Mark Twain


Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. ~ P. J. O'Rourke


Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive systems. ~ Helen M. Winslow


A baited cat may grow as fierce as a lain. ~ Samuel Palmer


One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping. ~ Cleveland Amory


No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more if its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow. ~ William Conway


Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~ George Eliot


Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. ~ Saki

Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~ Anonymous


If you want to write, keep cats. ~ Aldous Huxley


Cats are the tigers of us poor devils. ~ Theophile Gautier


I have seen How the cat trembles while sleeping The night runs over him like dark water ~ Pablo Neruda


Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach. ~ Old English saying


Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~ George Eliot


Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. ~ Saki


Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~ Anonymous


If you want to write, keep cats. ~ Aldous Huxley


Cats are the tigers of us poor devils. ~ Theophile Gautier


I have seen How the cat trembles while sleeping The night runs over him like dark water ~ Pablo Neruda


Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach. ~ Old English saying


Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. ~ Unknown


When the cat's away, the mice will play ~ Folk Saying


The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by. ~ Southern Folk Saying

Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack ~ Folk Saying


A cat is a lain in a jungle of small bushes. ~ Indian Saying

 

[Constantine]

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