A definition of globalization!

[pinnacullata]

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.



Question:
How come?




Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,


driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by

an
American,

using
Bill Gates's technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals....
.
.
.
.
.

That, my friends,
is Globalization!!

 

[EverLasting Friend]

Hahhahahaa,,

Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals....

Indonesia took a part too from the globalisation that time..... /heh

 

[ArcHalmighty]

And some cunning annagrams:

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

[dejja]

that's a real globalization...
btw,that's a nice joke arc.../no1

 

[lizarudosu]

what kind of joke is it???
I can't stop laughing

 

[r3ck0rd]

I like the women hitler and the last part

 

[CasperSky]

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

Those are the hillarious part !!!

That's a great one.

nice post

 

[tusuksate]

What a nice Joke/no1

 

[PerfectMoney]

nice joke you have there people,that make me 'fresh as well here"thankkkks