Yet another fun

Tsukisaki Yuu · 18 Mei 2006

Hihi.. just for fun nih, lucu n 'ngena' banget deh!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, tellin! g me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

mas6 · 18 Mei 2006

Maksud nya opo?
Koq jadi jayus?

sniper_gamma · 18 Mei 2006

wakakaka....
bagus juga... /heh

memang klo dipahami lebih dalam ada benernya juga... /gg

apalagi yg terakhir bagus bgt tuh... /gg
you're next! /heh

cungz · 18 Mei 2006

Kalimat yang terakhir maksudnya apa sih kk? Gw gak begitu ngerti... /hmm

Tsukisaki Yuu · 19 Mei 2006

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, tellin! g me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

yang ini? maksudnya gini -> tante2 gw yang dah tua biasanya dateng ke nikahan nyikut gw sambil cengar-cengir terus ngomong, "abis ini elo." mereka ga pernah begitu lagi abis gw gituin juga pas pemakaman.