erica_aur
IndoForum Junior A
- No. Urut
- 5603
- Sejak
- 26 Agt 2006
- Pesan
- 2.937
- Nilai reaksi
- 211
- Poin
- 63
Q: What is the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: It's ok to eat your Mom's apple pie.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam".
Q: What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's cock
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What are three words you fear the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: Do you know why hurricans have woman-like names?
A: Because they are warm and wet, and when they went out they take with them your car and your house.
A: It's ok to eat your Mom's apple pie.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam".
Q: What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's cock
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What are three words you fear the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: Do you know why hurricans have woman-like names?
A: Because they are warm and wet, and when they went out they take with them your car and your house.
